BREAKING NEWS: Evans is gone

Fri, May 30, 2008 - 12:37 PM

The illustrious spelling bee career of Matthew Evans is over.

Evans, given secernent in round six, botched the word by incorrectly spelling the word s-e-c-e-r-n-a-n-t. Rightfully so, his parents are shellshocked.

Evans received a standing ovation as he exited the stage.

Keep your head high, Matthew. Erik Zyman Carrasco, considered one of the best spellers in his era, was predicted as a favorite in 2004. However, he exited in round four on Gomorrah, a shocking end to a great career. Ironically, the next word on the list after Evan's exit was the word that tripped Zyman Carrasco in 2003. The bee rears its nasty head.

It happens to the best, Matt.